I'm not sure if I've ever told you this before, but I really enjoy eating Sadies Salsa. There are times that my mouth begins to water as I walk into the Albertson's grocery store on Wyoming and Academy. Often times I will bypass my normal path through the store and head directly down Aisle 5 and grab that jar of hot Sadies Salsa before any other human being can get it. Then I will jet over to the chips aisle (7) and snag a big bag of Santitos. I shove my way to the front of the 10 items or less lane because most of the people in that line have 11 items. Since I have only 2 I feel justified in taking cuts. I refuse a bag and ask the bag boy to open the jar - I then grab a cart and begin my shopping experience all the while eating salsa and chips as fast as I can. I try not to make a mess or look like a pig...but ....well....what can you do?